Can you make up a new disease name based on a famous celebrity?

Pick a celebrity and make up a disease or ailment with that person in mind, then, give it an appropriate name and definition. The AMA is looking for some fresh ideas...





Ned Beatty – Squealtism – The uncontrollable squealing like a pig when in a promiscuous position and a mountain man is within 6'; of you.





POLL: Do it yourself OR call a professional?Can you make up a new disease name based on a famous celebrity?
Jose Canseco - LoserismCan you make up a new disease name based on a famous celebrity?
Paris Hilton - Hiltonism - it makes your body release hormones which will cause both mild disgust in the average person but, in the helpless loser, an incontrollable drive to give you the death sentence over a traffic violation.





Britney Spears - AIBS (Acquired Imbecilic Britney Syndrome) - It will empty your mind to meet the demands of your profession, which will have the inverse effect of killing your career. And instead of pitying you, people will hate you.





Mariah Carey - Mariahsitosis - Every single talent that you display will get you more haters than lovers. And Tony Mottola will rape you. Which will then make you a genial, sociopathic attention whore.





The Queen of England - Anus Horribilus - Asides from making you incapable of correct English and therefore invoking the hatin forces, it's basically anal warts meets hemorrhoids meets excessive pubic hair.





Brad Pitt and Rihanna - Chronic Hotness - This, also, has the only negative effect of attracting loser haters.





Call a professional, except if we're talking about prostitution cuz then I'M the professional.





-bf jb nm
Hiltonitis Parisia -- a fatal case of narcissism





Simpsonidae Jessicalitis -- this is when the hot air venting out of the ears, exceeds the body's ability to take in new oxygen... and terminal stupidity results from asphyxiation.








DIY ...until I flood the bathroom trying to do plumbing work... then call in the professional.
Brittany Spears - FrUCKINGmessatism: being in a constant state of a completely messy life, usually accompanied with it's sister disease, whoreism, and commonly occurs after a spillage from the mouth, called stupidism.





POLL: Call a professional
Brad Pitt-Brittisation - You start looking like Brad Pitt but when it reaches it´s fullest then you end up looking like Michael Jackson
britney and jamie lynn spears- whoritis- several STDs that are too long and tedius to pronounce





professional. i would break it even more haha
Lyndsay Lohan


Lohanism-the act of being stuck on yourself


I like her, but she likes herself just a bit too much.
How about if someone told you that you've bean affiliated with Garner decease
Paris - Penis Falloffis





Rare sexual diease causing your penis to fall off
Owen Wilson - Nose Abnormalitism





DIY
Tom Cruise - CruiseItis- Causes you to slowly lose your mind, and all common sense.





Do it myself.
paris hilton - parisitism...its like tourette's syndrome...uncontrollable urge to say the word HOT..lol =)





if its about my health, i call a professional...
Criss Angel-itis....warm feeling comes over you, you drool and you cant get enough of him
miley cyrusitis- causes you to go criminally insane
DIY!!
no
I'm not clever at the moment.
IT would be like this....





She has an infection of the Britany, from not using condoms. Poor thing....





I call my BF to do it....if that doesn't work, I call my daddy. LOL


~SP